Serious outbreak of "Engagement" / by Rhys Logan

Two more young adults I am acquainted with have been diagnosed with 'Engagement.'
Although commonly occurring in post pubescent young adults, 'Engagement' is a particular sickness associated with 'twitterpation.'  Symptoms include a mildly odd "fuzzy" feeling within the torso, increased heartrate, compulsion to emit tears and inform immediate family and friends of diagnoses;  Phrases like "I'm engaged!" are not uncommon.